For all fellow big brother fans - bless Helen!

 Big Brother 2001 - Classic Quotes

 "God!!  There are 9 of us in here.....!!! It does not seem to be as many as
 at the start!!!..." - Helen

 "I dreamed last night when I was asleep..." - Helen

 "There's less people in the house than we started with" - Helen

 " Do I look chubby, I'm worried if I'm nominated as I'll have
 lots of pictures taken of me. I just won't eat anything on Friday". - Helen

 "The problem is you're so similar - but in different ways." - Amma

 "I was nervous and I'm never nervous" - Paul

 "If there were less people in here it would be less crowded." - Dean

 "You do have 5 fingers don't you?" - Helen

 "I think I'm the only Welsh person in here" - Helen

 On her G.C.S.E's: "God.!! How come you lot have got loads and I have only
 got 2" - Helen

 "I probably sound Welsh on the telly" - Helen

 Dean playing "The Look of Love" with Amma singing along,
 Helen : "Is that one of your songs, Dean?"

 "I love blinking, I do!" - Helen

 "It would have to be - like - half a trained dog" - Amma

 "What is a Liberal Democrat?" - Helen

 "Is the jelly cooked"  - Helen

 "This is big brother, a meteorite has landed in the garden. You
 have 2 minutes to get dressed..."Helen: "dressed? what as in clothes?"

 "Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!" - Helen

 Bubble was balancing the 3 juggling balls on Brian's head as he was
 reading a book on the sofa and Helen said:  "that's fantastic that is, 
 does he know?"

 Helen, the first one in the hot tub- (Sun behind clouds, cold
 outside) "It's just like being in Spain!"

 "What does insanity MEAN???" - Helen

 Brian: "What if she's (Helen) got an IQ of 25?" Helen: Actually, I'm only 23"

 Stuart:  "What's Deans greatest fear?"
 Bubble:  "Going insane"
 Helen: "No it isn't, its insanity he's scared of"

 "Those infrared cameras can see under your duvet covers" - Helen

 "I've heard that when men's willies are erect they are all the
 same size" - Helen

 "I don't like telling clients (her hairdressing customers) that I
 teach dancing because they might think I'm being big headed". - Helen

 Josh: "I've had 4 wet dreams... I wake up in the morning covered."
 Helen: "Covered in what?"

 Dean told the group how fans had stalked members of his band.
 Helen seemed shocked. "I've never been stalked. It doesn't happen in
 Wales,"

 "... They're self-indulged with themselves..." - Helen

 " I fancy cheese on toast " A while later... " I fancy something to eat
 but I'm not sure what I fancy " - Helen

 "What's in kidney beans?" - Helen

 (when Helen was cutting Paul's hair) Helen : "I don't think any camera is
 on me right now"
 Paul : "yeah except for the one right in front of us!"
 Helen : "Oh yeah"

 "Jimmy, Isn't that the name of a baby Kangaroo?" - Helen

 Brian to Helen, "Did you make any mistakes cutting people's hair?"
 Helen, "When I was training, I cut someone's necklace off".

 Helen to Dean, "Can you play the Vengaboy's are coming?" Dean, "No".

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