DO =NOT= READ THIS IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SICK HUMOUR! 
















YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED 



















STILL TIME TO BACK OUT. 







































     
 Queen Mother passes through the pearly gates and low and behold, bumps  into 
 the "Queen of Hearts" herself, Lady Di, 
 The QM says, "Hello Di, nice to see you again"..."and where can I get one 
 of those Halo's?", Di, abrubtly retorts, "F*ck-off Granny it's a steering 
 wheel!!!" 
 
 

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