A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate
 with his chickens. The farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he
 can get down to business. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster
 and says "OK, old fellow, time to retire."
 
 The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens.... look at
 what it did to me!" 
 
 The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this.  Time
 for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike."
 
 The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon..... just let me have the two old hens
 over in the corner and I won't bother you,"  
 
 The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it!
 
 You're washed up! I'm taking over!"  So, the old rooster thinks for a
 minute and then says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young
 fellow, I'll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the
 race gets domain of
 the chicken coop.  And if I'm so feeble, why not give me a little head
 start?
 
 The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you,"
 
 They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken to cluck "Go!" and
 the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
 rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the
 young rooster is
 only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
 
 The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs
 his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to KFC heaven.
 
 He shakes his head gloomily and says to his wife "Son of a bit*h... third
 gay rooster I bought this week!"
 

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