Just a quick note to say thanks for stopping by.  The jokes and pages on this website are nearly all things that have been mailed to me over the last few years and have been copied as is, less some formatting changes in some areas.  There is likely to be stuff that you find offensive and disgusting.  It is not my intention to libel anyone or break any laws, if I have then I'm sorry.

I have probably included some stuff more than once, again I'm sorry but I can't be bothered to check through over 1200 jokes any more.  New stuff will be added here when I feel like it.

The reason beamused.org.uk is now beamused.me.uk is that it costs 300% more to transfer an existing domain name to a new registrar and get no time extension on the name than it does to register a brand new name.

Have a good day!